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Top 10 Best Reasons to Have a Baby

Putting aside the obvious reasons for having a baby – y’know… like actually WANTING one, being ready, and wanting to share your love with another person forever – there are some really great benefits to actually allowing yourself to get “up the duff.” Allow me to illustrate the things you might not have thought about …

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Opinions Are Like Orgasms… Only Yours Matters

It seems like as soon as you get pregnant, everyone is ready to give you parenting advice. Sometimes you ask for it, but quite often, you are bombarded with the thoughts and opinions of every person you meet. It’s especially fun when the person giving the advice has no children of their own! From my …

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Conversations

Dexter and I sit together discussing possible names for his new little brother: Mama: What about…. Michael? Dexter: Mmm. I like it! Mama: Okay. What about… Felix? Dexter: It’s okay. Mama: How about… Mark Jr? Dexter: NO! Mama: Alright. What about… Sebastian? Dexter: YAH! YAH YAH! YAY!! (claps) **************************************** **************************************** Mark and I are driving …

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An Oldie but a Goodie…

This post was originally published in December 2010, but since the subject matter is very much relevant now (and since I had no readers back then!), I decided to republish it. It Could Be Love… I have a confession to make. And it’s a hard thing to admit. It started a while back. I was …

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The Irrational Rulebook of the Insanely Germophobic

What Are You Afraid Of? It is exceptionally difficult for me to articulate just what a hindrance to my life my germophobia is. And when I explain my “rules,” you’ll understand why. I mean, they make no sense! I can hear myself explaining, and I get how insane it sounds. But fear is not rational, …

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